i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
My first tattoo ever done by Rin at Kaleidoscope Tattoo Studio in Bondi, Sydney.
Top half; Ocean inspired setting with anchor for my Dad.
Bottom half; My favourite robots ever, Daft Punk.
The biggest overreaction recorded in history.
Was it really though?
Dont even think about talking to me unless ur twice my age and in an indie band
thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom
And which one of her kids is Regina George?
i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
lmfaooooo the bed one always gets me